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Privacy policy

Are you that guy? You know, the one who stares at us goggle eyed when we ask for your email address so we can, you know, send you a damn receipt? If so, maybe you shouldn't be on the internet. For everybody else, see below.

And yeah, we're likely going to send you the occasional email newsletter, announcement, etc. because THAT'S HOW MODERN RETAIL WORKS. You'll probably like them, but if not, don't go all indignant and I didn't sign up for this, just click the unsubscribe link and we'll stop sending you stuff, that's what it's there for.

Information Collection, Use, and Sharing 
We are the sole owners of the information collected on this site. We only have access to/collect information that you voluntarily give us via email or other direct contact from you. We will not sell or rent this information to anyone.

We will use your information to respond to you, regarding the reason you contacted us. We will not share your information with any third party outside of our organization, other than as necessary to fulfill your request, e.g. to ship an order.

Unless you ask us not to, we may contact you via email in the future to tell you about specials, new products or services, or changes to this privacy policy.

Your Access to and Control Over Information 
You may opt out of any future contacts from us at any time. You can do the following at any time by contacting us via the email address or phone number given on our website:

See what data we have about you, if any.
Change/correct any data we have about you.
Have us delete any data we have about you.
Express any concern you have about our use of your data.


We don't store your personal or credit card info on our own hardware. We use an outside partner's software as a service for our Point of Sale and customer database, and a credit card processing company and Paypal to bill users for goods and services. It's out of our hands, but presumably these companies have smart people working full time to keep your data safe.

Wherever you send us sensitive information (such as credit card data) during a purchase, that information is encrypted and transmitted in a secure way. You can verify this by looking for a lock icon in the address bar and looking for "https" at the beginning of the address of the Web page.

Our systems use encryption to protect sensitive information transmitted online, we also protect your information offline. Only employees who need the information to perform a specific job (for example, billing or customer service) are granted access to personally identifiable information.

We request information from you on our order form. To buy from us, you must provide contact information (like name and shipping address) and financial information (like credit card number, expiration date). This information is used for billing purposes and to fill your orders. If we have trouble processing an order, we'll use this information to contact you.

This website contains links to other sites. When you leave this site, we have no control over how other sites manage privacy. So pay attention.

If you feel that we are not abiding by this privacy policy, you should contact us immediately via email, because we want a written record of whatever it is you're going on about.